Rise and shine homesluts 🤪🤪😜😜 you already know 🤯🤯 what day 📅📅 it is 😱😱 just because we’re stuck 😣 at home 🏡🏚 doesn’t mean we can’t get karkalicious ♋️♋️ this whore-13 🥵🥵 before you pail like the collection drones are coming 💀💀 send this to 12 of your favorite bulge sluts 🍆🙈 if you get none back, you’ve been culled 🤭👻👻 if you get 4 back, you’re getting that SBURB sloppy tonight 😘😘 if you get 8 back, you’re riding with Horuss 🙀🙀🐎🐎 if you get 12 back, you’re officially the grand high bulge and you’ve got trolls lining down the veil 🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫😫
Ive been laughing at my own joke for like 5 mins so im posting it
Traveller: So Jean, what do you think makes someone qualify for an Anemo vision?
Jean: Surely, Barbatos looks to reward those with a free, kind, and courageous heart.
(Later)
Traveller: Thanks for seeing kindness and courage in me Venti. I wouldn't have my anemo powers without you.
Venti: What? All I'm looking for is swag and trauma.
Rise and shine homesluts 🤪🤪😜😜 you already know 🤯🤯 what day 📅📅 it is 😱😱 just because we’re stuck 😣 at home 🏡🏚 doesn’t mean we can’t get karkalicious ♋️♋️ this whore-13 🥵🥵 before you pail like the collection drones are coming 💀💀 send this to 12 of your favorite bulge sluts 🍆🙈 if you get none back, you’ve been culled 🤭👻👻 if you get 4 back, you’re getting that SBURB sloppy tonight 😘😘 if you get 8 back, you’re riding with Horuss 🙀🙀🐎🐎 if you get 12 back, you’re officially the grand high bulge and you’ve got trolls lining down the veil 🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫😫
"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it
thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...
She has impeccable balance
Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but here take my last minute contribution to this year’s 413